June 2012
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Me: I love the names for groups of animals. A murder of crows. An unkindness of ravens.
Otana: From murder to unkindness, I guess we know who the real badasses of the animal kingdom are. What's next, a mild inconvenience of sparrows?
Me: A vague annoyance of robins.
Otana: An oh God fuck off already of pigeons.
Faynora: An OMGRUNLIKEFUCK of wasps.
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A Bug's Life
Trans* Woman: So, my wife and I are going to this workshop for lesbian couples...
Cathy Brennan: STOP TRYING TO FORCE ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENIS.
Trans* Woman: ...what?
Cathy Brennan: You just threatened to rape me. Everybody heard that, right?
Trans* Woman: No, seriously... what?
Cathy Brennan: You're not a lesbian. You're a male trying to force lesbians to have sex with you because males want to control female sexuality.
Trans* Woman: ...the only lesbian I have sex with is my partner and she's perfectly willing.
Cathy Brennan: She's not a lesbian, then.
Trans* Woman: We obviously have very different viewpoints there, but even allowing for that, how did you get the idea that I want to force you or anyone else to have sex with me from the fact that I described myself and my wife as lesbians?
Cathy Brennan: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!
Trans* Woman: I hope bad things happen to you.
Cathy Brennan: AND NOW YOU'VE THREATENED VIOLENCE.
Trans* Woman: I'm going away now.
Cathy Brennan: By the way, this whole conversation counts as assault.
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